May 26, 2009 A Face Only a Mother Could Love It’s more the headline that caught me: “Kristol Ball Fails” Ah, my old buddy, at it again! I don’t hear much from the perpetually…
May 26, 2009 Whatever Happened I Apologize Listening to Jay Bennet’s album right now, “Whatever Happened I Apologize.” You can download it for free over at this site called Rock Proper….
May 22, 2009 THE Booze Cabinet I am often asked by thrillseekers around the world what my actual Booze Cabinet looks like. I travel to all corners and the questions…
May 22, 2009 Wipe That Santorum Off Of Your Face! It’s interesting to hear that Rick Santorum used the word “patrimony” in his Fox News interview the other day, I think it sums up…
May 21, 2009 Yellow Man is Here, King Vitamin D It’s just too nice and I am too busy to comment yet on Obama’s speech today, which I haven’t seen or heard but only…
May 19, 2009 Pittsburgh Pisser I didn’t know who James Harrison was until I got to the end of this article and then I realized: he’s the bastard who…
May 18, 2009 Choice Has the fake outrage over President Obama’s Notre Dame speech passed yet? You know, the one where a bunch of older men came to…
May 18, 2009 Goodnight Saigon A pretty bizarre moment from the season finale of SNL. I liked it. Tons of people in it too, like Norm MacDonald, Green Day,…
May 15, 2009 Got the Fever Coming off the three-game sweep of the San Diego Fathers, the Cubs are apparently ahead of last year’s pace. Hard to believe, as it…
May 14, 2009 Totally Lost Lots of interesting questions and theories posed in this column about the “Lost” season finale*, such as: Maybe it’s as simple as good versus…