December 23, 2006 ‘Tis The Season A followup on the old War on Christmas: …those who pride themselves on being good Christians might realize that the Christmas tree is pagan…
December 19, 2006 Democrats Losing The War The War on Christmas, that is! (We call it “Xmas” here at The Booze Cab offices! No we don’t, we call it “Godless Giftdom…
December 8, 2006 Compatriot Act My fellow Metblogger and Freedom Fighter Nikkos has dropped a couple of tips in the jar this week for the burgeoning but beleaguered staff…
December 8, 2006 Letters From Andrew (Special Friday Edition) Danny king of the Yoohoo (refreshing chocolate milk-like beverage), I’ve tried your product and it’s only made me more thirsty. This egg cream of…
December 7, 2006 There Is No Exit The Iraq Study Group has released its findings after reviewing the lesser known “Booze Cabinet Report,” and boy, are we embarrassed. Our humble report,…
December 5, 2006 The Battle of O’Hare Remember that one? Back in 2002? Oh yeah, the big firefight at O’Hare Airport that yielded the valuable prisoner of war named Jose Padilla….
December 1, 2006 Letters From Andrew Of course, there is another way to look at Charlie Rangel’s idea. I present to you now, another episode of…Letters From Andrew (merely a…
December 1, 2006 First You Must Learn How To Smile As You Kill An interesting thought from the Rev. Andrew Greeley regarding the folly of a military draft: Veterans of military service usually weigh in on this…