Ode to Goddamn

I only like to watch television that allows swearing and nudity. This means HBO shows and Showtime shows and whatever else profane enough to satisfy me. The whole goddamn thing with Sally Field is silly–since when is goddamn a swear? Even the right-wingin’ Tribune has an editorial today mocking the decision to censor Sally. Goddamn should be everywhere. This goddamn show sucks, this goddamn award means nothing, this goddamn Bush is a goddamn liar. The worst part about goddamn is how to spell it. Goddam, goddamn, god damn? Goddammit! Well, fuck it.