Circle the Wagons

I think this town is on to something! From Brattleboro, Vermont:

Brattleboro residents will vote at town meeting on whether President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney should be indicted and arrested for war crimes, perjury or obstruction of justice if they ever step foot in Vermont.

Weird that Vermont is the only state Bush has yet to visit since 2001. Them’s is some lucky folks out there.

Idea: we get Bush and Cheney in the same place at one time and then simultaneously pass similar laws in surrounding states and towns–circle the wagons! Confine them to a tiny little spot where they could build a small hut or shack. Give them taxation without representation and a laundry line to dry their clothes. Perhaps a turtle with a basket affixed to its shell can serve as their mail carrier and deliver pertinent messages to them as needed, as well as groceries.

Then we could paint a crude red border all around them and people could come and taunt them by dangling handcuffs and shouting insults. Whoa! Don’t step over that line!