No, Seriously, True Story

Hey, have you heard this? Seriously, true story…Jay Leno…you know this guy? Have you heard this? Jay Leno, a comedian apparently, was hospitalized–true story–he was hospitalized and was–get this–“cracking jokes” with the staff. Have you heard this? No, this is true, true story!

If only you could hear me in my Jay Leno voice, it would be hilarious.